taint3ed:

grapejellyking:

"i had a crush on you in high school"

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"the assignment is due tomorrow, not today"

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"the assignment is due today, not tomorrow"

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"wait, before you get comfortable, can you-"

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"can i see your laptop for a minute?"

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"i know you wanna go out tonight, but i need you to babysit"

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This post is real shit. I see no lies.

rneerkat:

wearing an outfit you like can make a day 10x better

(Source: rneerkat)

dicksplit:

On tumblr mobile like “I swear that’s a gif. Just give it a minute”

kingsleyyy:

i’m thankful my childhood was filled with imagination and bruises from playing outside, instead of apps and how many damn likes you get on a picture

approvinqly:

food tastes better when you took it from someone

panerasexual:

men are so afraid of confident girls and its so funny

(Source: khione)