happiest:

do u ever wonder what a famous person is doing at this very moment in time

sharpslut:

i wish people had crushes on me 

(Source: 13hr)

whatwouldcarriesay:

  • Miranda: Orgasm, a major thing in a relationship?
  • Charlotte: Yeah, but not the only thing. Orgasms don’t send you Valentine’s day cards, and don’t hold your hand in a sad movie.
  • Carrie: Mine do.

thatfunnyblog:

when you type “fuck” but accidentally put “duck”

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(Source: flappypussyz)


dysphorism:

ashleymater:

Tippi Benjamine Okanti Degré, daughter of French wildlife photographers Alain Degré and Sylvie Robert, was born in Namibia. During her childhood she befriended many wild animals, including a 28-year old elephant called Abu and a leopard nicknamed J&B. She was embraced by the Bushmen and the Himba tribespeople of the Kalahari, who taught her how to survive on roots and berries, as well as how to speak their language.

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What an amazing life to live

h0odrich:

everything good makes you fat an addict or broke