operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”


sowintergirl:

opn-wide:

empyreal:

Omg

Yooooooooo

wow

(Source: vraieronique)


chocolatemodelchickkk:

princess-fellatio:

3threeiii:

jordis-bodega:

The moment I found music

I can never not reblog this. lol

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

classic 😂

(Source: kristenwiiggle)

meadowkitten:

*points to ur lap* is this seat taken


sadgurlirl:

sugarandchampagne:

Reblog every time

every time 😩🌚

(Source: pizzarollgoddess)


brooklynwaste:

Okay I’m crying

(Source: sheldony)